mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
me: close my door on your way out
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IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT
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I love the fact that my sister just turned 12 so everytime she says something stupid I just say “shut up ur like 12” and she gets pissed off and walks away
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